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Home - Quora: Lego — We exist to torture your feet.

Vine — RIP.

Facebook — We totally won’t sell your data.

Coke — Same great taste. Same insanely high amount of sugar.

Pepsi — For when there’s no Coke.

Apple — Windows laptops might be cheaper and more powerful, but we look better!

Fiji — Water for snobby rich people.

Samsung — Our phones are fire.

Amazon — Never leave your house again!

Reddit — You’re not the only one with that fetish.

Best Buy — Come look at things here and then buy them on Amazon.

Wikipedia — For when you’re too lazy to do actual research.

Target — So you don’t have to go to Walmart.

Netflix — Spend more time searching than watching.

Blockbuster — Fuck you, Netflix.

YouTube — Slogan will display after ad (1 min 27 secs remaining).

Nike — Just buy it.

Starbucks — Get your daily dose of basic white girl!

Google — Just try using any other search engine.

Bing — Use us to search for Google.

Instagram — Show off your photo editing skills!

McDonald's — When you only have a dollar.

Yahoo — You won’t find an answer here.

Quora — You’re not procrastinating. You’re “learning”.